Week 7 Recap

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👑 Week 7: The Undefeated Reign, The Eternal Domination, and The Cellar’s Cold Grip

Week 7 crystallized the league’s hierarchy: Gino is playing a perfect game, Ramsell’s dominance over his arch-rival is a matter of historical record, and the race for the worst team in the league is a shockingly competitive four-way battle. The middle tier, meanwhile, is doing its best to avoid being pulled down into the darkness.

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The Indisputable King: Gino’s Perfect Season

Gino (158.46) vs. Farmer Dan (97.42)

The Gino Express is unstoppable. Moving to a flawless 7-0, his team didn’t just win; they put up a massive 158.46 in a week where they frankly didn’t have to. Ja’Marr Chase, Bijan Robinson, and the boys came to play with a swagger that suggests they know they are running out the clock on the regular season. This is a team built for the post-season, running on all cylinders.

For Farmer Dan, the season is a complete, unmitigated nightmare, dropping to 1−6. He was desperate for a miracle from his one-week wonder Cam Skattebo and the inconsistent Travis Hunter, but his prayers were emphatically denied. The 97.42 is just enough to keep his head above water in the “SHITout” conversation, but the ship is definitively sinking.

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The Historical Beatdown: Ramsell’s Eternal Domination

Bruno (114.28) vs. Ramsell (154.60)

This wasn’t just a fantasy football matchup; this was a continuation of a domination that goes past the digital gridiron and into the historical record. Ramsell and Bruno have been rivals forever, and Ramsell always dominates him. Well, nothing changed here.

Ramsell delivered a crushing 154.6 performance, solidifying his status as a true title contender. CMC, Amon-Ra St. Brown, and Justin Herbert formed an unholy trinity of scoring that Bruno simply couldn’t withstand. Ramsell’s team is a well-oiled, efficient, and frankly quite terrifying machine. Bruno’s 114.28 effort, led by Jahmyr Gibbs, was solid, but it was just a respectable drop in the bucket against the tidal wave of Ramsell’s points, dropping Bruno to 2−5.

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The Battle of the OGs: Paolo Ascends

Adam (111.14) vs. Paolo (129.52)

This was billed as “The Battle of the Ages,” pitting the top two teams from the league’s inaugural season against each other. The winner would move into a pivotal 5−2 spot. Paolo secured the emotional and numerical victory, thanks to the one-two punch of a resurgent Jonathan Taylor and a timely performance from Jordan Addison, carrying him across the finish line.

Despite a solid effort from Tee Higgins and the consistent Jake Ferguson, Adam couldn’t pull it off, settling for 5−2. The narrative is now tragically set for Adam: he may be a fantastic fantasy manager, but he is officially Paolo’s bitch now.

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Sills Steals One as the Cellar Battle Intensifies

Sills (121.96) vs. Aswedler (118.04)

In the closest, most nerve-wracking matchup of the week, Sills keeps rolling to a strong 5−2 record. He leveraged a massive performance from the surprising Bo Nix and the always-reliable Cleveland Browns D/ST to narrowly secure the win.

For Aswedler, the pain is palpable. Dropping to a disastrous 1−6 alongside Dan and Lucas, his season continues to be plagued by misfortune. He was heartbreakingly close to securing a much-needed win, but it was snatched away, with the loss of Mike Evans and a rare George Kittle duck performance adding insult to his accumulating injuries.

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Josh Sees the Light, Lucas Plunges Deeper

Lucas (101.24) vs. Josh (106.84)

Lucas keeps going down the continual path of darkness, dropping to a soul-crushing 1−6. The sub-102 score is another disappointing result for a team that has all but officially thrown in the towel on the season.

Conversely, Josh is seeing the light at the end of the tunnel. Securing his third win of the season, Jaxon Smith-Njigba (JSN) and a monster CeeDee Lamb finally carried his team to the promised land. Now at a competitive 3−4, Josh is no longer a cellar-dweller and has his sights set on climbing back into the playoff picture.

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Bigbee Crushes the Cellar Hopeful

Bigbee (126.74) vs. Loonam (79.34)

Bigbee is absolutely cooking, moving on to an impressive 5−2 and showcasing a team with a high weekly floor. The 126.74 was a strong, composed victory that moves him firmly into the top tier of contenders.

It’s not like he had much competition from Loonam, who posted the lowest score of the week with a pathetic 79.34. Loonam is officially one of the four teams in the brutal race for the last-place punishment, and with another anemic showing, that race is getting uncomfortably close. His only silver lining is that he’s got company in the basement.