Week 4 Recap – Game of Inches Fantasy Football

🌪️ Week 4: The Tsunami of Thanos, The Tragedy of Dan, and the 4-0 Train

Week 4 was a study in extremes: one team unleashed an atomic score, another suffered a pathetic collapse, and the league’s most shocking undefeated team barely held onto its perfect record by a thread.

The Nuclear Option: Thanos Destroys

Super Ja’Marrio Brothers (173.66) vs. Mighty Midget Murray (114.98)

The league needs to officially change the Super Ja’Marrio Brothers’ name to Thanos, because this week, they snapped their fingers and erased the opposition. Their 173.66 points is a monstrous, league-shattering score, a testament to true roster dominance. The Mighty Midget Murray team put up a respectable 114.98 and truly put up a fight, but they were simply victims of a perfect storm.

The final verdict: 4−0 goes Thanos, who looks completely unstoppable and is now on pace to shatter league scoring records. For the Midgets, the question is not about their effort, but about the players they have left after a week facing this kind of fantasy demolition.

The Tragedy of Farmer Dan: A League-Wide Emergency

Adamgoalsen (131.48) vs. Farmer Dan (63.56)

This wasn’t a game; it was a wake-up call. Adamgoalsen moved to a strong 3−1 without even needing a full roster, a detail that is utterly damning to the opponent. The spotlight, however, belongs solely on Farmer Dan.

63.56 points. This is an alarming, career-low number. At this point, the league is truly worried. Forget fantasy strategy—Can someone please check on him? His 1−3 record is secondary to the fear that he’s gone full ‘Silent Bob’ and checked out entirely. This performance is an embarrassment that will haunt the league chat for weeks. The waiver wire is waiting, but we just need a sign of life from Dan.

The Rise of the Former Taco

The Stingers (151.32) vs. Aswedler (97.40)

The narrative is changing! Last year’s supposed “Taco”—the easy win—is now a force to be reckoned with. Jack and The Stingers unleashed a massive 151.32 score, proving their 2−2 resurgence is real. This is a complete team turnaround!

For Aswedler, the slide continues. 97.40 is a disappointing effort, and losing to a team that was a perennial bottom-dweller is a painful blow to his morale and his 1−3 record. He needs to find a fix fast, or he’ll be trading places with the Stingers in the standings, except his score is the one looking like last year’s ‘Taco.’

The Clutch Victory: Panic in the Protege’s Office

Sills Mafia (127.54) vs. Jerry Jones’ Protege (122.56)

This was a tough, gutsy battle that came down to the wire. Sills Mafia got the clutch plays when it mattered most, securing a vital 4.98-point win to move to a stabilizing 2−2 record.

For Lucas and the Jerry Jones’ Protege, this is a heartbreaking collapse. Putting up 122.56 should be a win, but running into a focused Sills team drops him to a dire 1−3. The season is slipping away. The question is no longer “should he worry?” but “is it time to hit the panic button… on a 40 roster move trade?” Lucas is facing an immediate identity crisis.

The Wagon Rolls On, The Luck Runs Out

Ramsell (127.22) vs. SMYTDs (122.16)

Ramsell is cementing his status as a true title contender. He squeaked out another important win by a mere 5.06 points, showcasing the winning mentality of a Wagon team that now moves to an impressive 4−1. They just find a way to win.

The tragedy here lies with Loonam and SMYTDs. His 122.16 is a fantastic score, a clear sign that the production is there! But lady luck has abandoned him entirely. Moving to a heartbreaking 1−3, Loonam is the poster child for bad luck—his team is too good for their record, and he is a legitimate sleeper pick to explode once the fantasy gods finally smile upon him.

The Perfect Train Derailment (Almost)

Paolo (118.78) vs. Josh (115.58)

Josh yet again gets the short end of the stick. In a story that’s becoming a dark comedy for him, his team needed a heroic effort and just couldn’t come through, falling by a slim 3.20 points. He’s now the league’s most dangerous 1−3 team, as his players score well but consistently run into buzzsaws.

As for Paolo, this was the definition of grit and survival. His team showed some grit and were able to squeak out the win by the skin of their teeth, holding onto the 4−0 perfect record. This wasn’t a dominant win; it was a desperate victory that proves the Latinos for Trump team is fueled by luck as much as talent. Can the 4-0 Paolo Train survive another close call next week, or will the close losses finally catch up?