🦂 The Stingers – Grade: B+
The Stingers addressed a glaring need at running back by grabbing Ashton Jeanty, who has legitimate league-winning upside. Following that, Emeka Egbuka provides excellent WR insurance and potential to be a long-term starter, especially with Godwin aging and injured. Colston Loveland was likely a best-player-available pick—maybe not a need at TE, but offers long-term elite upside in keeper formats. This was a savvy, need-based draft with upside baked in.
➡️ Best Pick: Jeanty
➡️ Wildcard: Loveland (boom pick or surplus?)
🐜 Might Midget Murray – Grade: A-
This team quietly had one of the best drafts. Omarion Hampton adds firepower to an already explosive team with Jahmyr Gibbs. The selection of Quinshon Judkins is sneaky smart—he has massive keeper appeal if he gets enough touches behind Rocket Sanders. Adding Jaydon Blue gives depth and insurance. The cherry on top? Ricky Pearsall, who might carve out a real NFL role early and could become a fantasy staple.
➡️ Best Pick: Hampton
➡️ Keeper Steal Potential: Judkins
💀 Sills Mafia – Grade: B-
This team did what smart contenders do—reinforce strengths and patch up weaknesses. TreVeyon Henderson makes the RB room potentially lethal next to Jacobs and James Cook, and ensures strong weekly output. Taking both Mark Andrews and Isaiah Likely was interesting—likely unnecessary for redraft but clever in keeper formats, especially with Andrews’ injury history. The depth at TE could become a trade chip.
➡️ Best Pick: Henderson
➡️ Strategic Pick: Likely (if Andrews isn’t 100%)
🇲🇽 Latinos For Trump – Grade: B
After trading away key WR talent, this team reloaded by adding Tetairoa McMillan, who has star potential. Skattebo gives some RB depth, and Mims could end up being a real sleeper pick. The Justin Fields flyer is interesting—his future is murky but the ceiling remains high. It’s a patchwork draft but it addressed holes, even if without a true home-run pick.
➡️ Best Pick: TMac
➡️ High Risk, High Reward: Fields
🪓 SMYTDs – Grade: C
RJ Harvey was a smart way to add youth and talent to a thin RB room. Drafting Higgins adds name value, though it’s unclear how much he’ll elevate the roster in keeper value. Geno Smith is a serviceable QB2, and Rachaad White is a solid gamble if Tampa Bay’s offense clicks. However, nothing really moved the needle into “contender” territory.
➡️ Best Pick: Harvey
➡️ Solid Depth: Rachaad White
😵💫 Christzyn McFucked Me – Grade: C-
Drafting Bill (Jacory Croskey-Merritt) was a slam dunk and could reshape the team’s future. Kyle Williams is a decent stash play, but this team needed more volume and high-upside swings. Chris Boswell is a strong kicker but not a draft-winning pick. It feels like the team didn’t capitalize on draft capital as much as it could’ve.
➡️ Best Pick: Bill
➡️ Questionable Use of Capital: Kicker early
🧑🌾 Farmer Dan – Grade: C+
Dan’s strategy was clear—swing for upside. Travis Hunter and Luther Burden are elite dynasty assets and fill key WR needs. Brian Robinson is a stash who could carve out value in Washington’s backfield. This draft didn’t blow anyone away in redraft value but has major keeper upside if these young players pop.
➡️ Best Pick: Burden
➡️ High Upside Swing: Travis Hunter
🧈 Get Swifty – Grade: C
This draft had one goal: fix the RB problem, and it might’ve worked. Ollie Gordon and Braelon Allen are excellent young prospects with long-term value. Nick Chubb, if healthy, is a steal. This RB room went from barren to potentially stacked overnight. Still, there’s risk here—if youth doesn’t hit, this team might fall behind.
➡️ Best Pick: Gordon
➡️ Big Risk, Big Reward: Chubb
🧠 Adam – Grade: C+
Tony Pollard is a post-hype sleeper who could bounce back if he returns to 2022 form. Grabbing Jared Goff ensures solid QB play. Not many splashy picks here, but the team stayed safe and made smart moves. The handcuff RBs could pay off if injuries hit the right (or wrong) players.
➡️ Best Pick: Pollard
➡️ Sneaky Safe: Goff
🌀 Swedler – Grade: C+
Swedler showed poise as a new manager. No glaring holes, and made a few bets on upside. Travis Golden is a long-term WR to watch, and if Austin Ekeler or Christian Kirk can return to form, this team could outperform its projection. The draft was balanced, if not overly aggressive.
➡️ Best Pick: Golden
➡️ Veteran Watch: Ekeler
🚂 All Aboard the Achane – Grade: B
This team didn’t need much and drafted accordingly. Kaleb Johnson and Bhayshul Tuten are pure upside swings at RB—exactly the kind of plays contenders should make. The Jordan Love pick is smart insurance in case QB play falters. This team was well-positioned already and didn’t mess it up.
➡️ Best Pick: Johnson
➡️ QB Lifeline: Love
🎮 Super Ja’Marrio Brothers – Grade: B
The champ reloaded. Tyler Warren is a massive get at TE, and Dak Prescott gives him strong weekly stability. This wasn’t a flashy draft, but it filled gaps without overreaching. The added young talent could keep this team near the top again.
➡️ Best Pick: Warren
➡️ QB Upgrade: Dak
🏁 Final Thoughts:
| Team | Grade |
| Might Midget Murray | A- |
| The Stingers | B+ |
| All Aboard the Achane | B |
| Super Ja’Marrio Bros | B |
| Sills Mafia | B- |
| Latinos for Trump | B- |
| Swedler | C+ |
| Farmer Dan | C+ |
| Adam | C+ |
| Get Swifty | C |
| SMYTDs | C |
| Christzyn McF’d Me | C- |