Month: October 2025

👑 Week 7: The Undefeated Reign, The Eternal Domination, and The Cellar’s Cold Grip Week 7 crystallized the league’s hierarchy: Gino is playing a perfect game, Ramsell’s dominance over his arch-rival is a matter of historical record, and the race for the worst team in the league is a shockingly competitive four-way battle. The middle…

🚂 Week 6: The Freight Train Rolls On and The Cellar Battle Heats Up Week 6 was a tale of extreme fortunes: the league’s last perfect team continued its flawless run, a former juggernaut secured a vital second straight win, and two managers began a desperate, unceremonious race to claim the title of “Worst in…

🔥 Week 5: The Collapse, The Clutch, and The Cruelest Win Week 5 concluded with a series of high-stakes, gut-wrenching matchups that shifted the tectonic plates of the league. One team secured a breakout win, another continued a historic slump, and a title contender survived the “Matchup of the Week” by the narrowest of margins….

🌪️ Week 4: The Tsunami of Thanos, The Tragedy of Dan, and the 4-0 Train Week 4 was a study in extremes: one team unleashed an atomic score, another suffered a pathetic collapse, and the league’s most shocking undefeated team barely held onto its perfect record by a thread. The Nuclear Option: Thanos Destroys Super…

🚀 Week 3 Wrap-Up: Dynasty Builders, Upsetters, and the 3-0 Shockwave The complete Week 3 results are in, and they paint a picture of burgeoning dynasties, brutal luck, and the complete dismantling of a once-promising team. The Grudge Match: Redemption at Last Super Ja’Marrio Brothers (108.44) vs. Christzyn Mcfuckedme (97.60) This wasn’t just a fantasy…

🏈 Week 2: High Stakes, Low Scores, and Crushing Upsets Week 2 delivered a chaotic mix of superstar showcases, epic tank battles, and a few truly baffling performances, setting the stage for some spicy long-term narratives. The Game of the Week: Superstar Showdown Super Ja’Marrio Brothers (157.04) vs. All Aboard the Achane (124.00) This was…